Going down to South Park

Truth be told, you don't even have to hear the theme to know what you're in for when it pops up on Comedy Central. That opening text slate (which is usually a lot shorter on air-- I surmise that it is also used as a means of station identification) evokes emotion out of a lot of people. College students smile and know they're in for a good half hour of relaxation from studying. Parents jump up and change the channel before their son or daughter will be exposed to the filth that lies ahead. Middle school and high school kids know to do a 360 with their heads to make sure no adults around and turn down the TV so that no one will know what they are watching. This has been happening for 17 years, and yet, no matter how much it gets protested, feared, or critiqued, South Park lives on as a legacy of Comedy Central.

I was 13, the perfect age, when South Park hit TV. At that time, the idea of watching a show online was a pipe dream. We hadn't even mastered the MP3 download yet. So, to be able to brag that you got away with catching an episode of South Park meant that you were the COOLEST kid in school. If you could sit at the lunch table and intelligently discuss the events that occurred the night before, be it cattle killing themselves in a mass cult suicide or a hypnotic trip to the planetarium, you were obviously on a higher level than the average 7th grader. These first few seasons were incredibly crude and almost geared to preteens and teens who wanted good toilet humor. As the show progressed, it got more sophisticated and took on an entirely new tone. With this came a more general demographic. As the initial viewers matured, so did the show. Between seasons 4-10, South Park began dealing with important political and social issues, always ending with a moral of the day. The show never branded itself as liberal or conservative. Instead, it branded itself on having the opinion that had the most sense, and aimed to share it in the most cynical and crude way.

After season 10, the show began to jump the shark. Episodes became a little too strong in their political message, the humor became a little too crude, and it was hard for the show to find a demographic. However, a demographic was still apparent because it soars on. All of the episodes are now available to watch on an official website, www.southparkstudios.com, and yet the show still has high ratings on Comedy Central. I guess people still like being 'surprised' with which episode from the gigantic library the station now has as at its disposal will be chosen.

Now, to chime in on the archivist's point of view. While I love the ability to watch this show online, I do have an issue with the way it is presented. It wasn't until recently that the show switched from a 1.37:1 to 1.77:1 aspect ratio, to adjust for the more common HD TV format. The website opted to reformat the entire show to 1.77:1, from season 3 on. The remastered versions of the show do this from the pilot on. Sure, the show is construction cutouts (later changed to flash) that crudely move around the screen and I'm sure there's nothing cinematic about the show that could compare it to something such as Mad Men. However, I am a firm believer that aspect ratio should be left as presented. People watching the show today should see it as it was originally released. By altering this, the show gives off the impression that the show was always a widescreen show and cropped for initial showings when truth be told the opposite is true.

While we're on the subject, there is constant debate about how the vulgarity of the show should be handled. The rules of what can and cannot be said on television have definitely changed over the years. Still, there are certain words such as 'fuck' that are a total taboo and cannot be run on Comedy Central. The show had crude beeps in place of profanities, as did many shows back in the 1990s, and current showings on Comedy Central leave these in place. The website, however, opted to remove the bleeps and allow the profanity to be heard. In a way, this ruins the show for me. When Cartman says a naughty word , the profanity bleep makes the instance funnier, as it accentuates the fact that a word that an eight year old shouldn't know just came out of an eight year old's mouth. The film's release, of course, allowed the characters' use of profanity to remain intact, but following this, all airings of the show on Comedy Central still kept profanity censored. It adds something special to the show, and to allow the viewer to hear the characters cuss almost removes the humor of their lines.

I will close with this. While I nitpick, I am eternally grateful for www.southparkstudios.com for releasing these shows for free to the public. This show should be seen by people of a variety of ages, disgusting as it may be. The humor is timeless, and the creators' (Matt Stone and Trey Parker, respectively) bravery to push the envelope every week have made this show a classic on American TV. I hope, years from now, people will see this show for what it is, and the reruns on old tv stations will do what shows like All in the Family do for audiences today.

Signed,
The Celluloid Avenger

Telecast Home Videos

The following was a tv spot preceding an annual airing of The Ten Commandments on ABC in 1984:

Every Easter, this film is run on ABC. And every Easter, I ask the same two questions. What on Earth does this film have to do with Easter, and what cuts will the film be slaved to? Unfortunately, I have not found an answer to the first question and never will. The second question, however, always comes up with a wonderful result: minimal. My copy of The Ten Commandments was taped the same day that the telecast in the included clip ran, except they taped it off of WISN, the ABC affiliate in Milwaukee. I have probably watched that tape a total of 5 times, but have seen the film numerous times. Only once have I seen it on DVD. Being an epic 3.5 hour film, it would be hard to give you a shot by shot comparison, but I will say that the film is pretty much shown uncut. The original version has overture, entr'acte, and exit music, which are chopped from telecasts, as well as a prologue where the director, Cecil B. Demille, blesses us with his presence to talk about the research that went into the making of the film. This has been replaced with a text prologue that has absolutely nothing to do with the original. It now tells us the first half is about Moses' rearing, and the second is about him meeting God and Exodusing the Jewish race out of Egypt. A few years ago, as I was doing inventory of my family's massive collection of VHS tapes, I noticed that there was a splice here or there cutting shots of slaves getting stabbed (surprisingly, the 1984 telecast shows the actual film splice as opposed to doing a video edit). There may be a few time compression techniques used to fit in more commercials, but I didn't spot them.

I bring this up to tie it in with my last post about home video. Owning a film such as The Ten Commandments on an official VHS would have cost a large penny back in the day. With technology the way it was, there would have been little noticeable difference between a taped telecast of the film and an official mono VHS on a TV that fit the average size and video standard back in the 1980s. So, why would someone fork over the money to buy the video when they could simply record it for free? Most Paramount VHS titles were Macrovision free too, so a person could have rented and copied the film if he wanted as well. Unfortunate for the studios at the time, this was the attitude that many home video consumers held back in the day. The Sound of Music and The Wizard of Oz, both of which usually have been Macrovision encoded, had annual telecasts, and as far as I can remember, while these films have had numerous home video releases over the last 34 years (both had 1980 home video releases as well), I can't remember a single time when I watched them at a friend or relative's place on official home video! Taping films off of TV was the way to go. In 1989, CBS began running The Wizard of Oz uncut on TV annually the day before Thanksgiving, and it gave VCR consumers an opportunity to get the restored copy for free, but with commercials.

I want to swing the conversation to The Sound of Music for a minute, because compared to the other two films I mention, this was probably the most brutally edited film for television I have ever seen. I haven't caught it on TV in many years, but through the 90s, the film was chopped to no end. Songs were chopped, conversations were halved, and I'd guess that a good half hour or more of the film was simply tossed to make room for commercials. Renting the film was a brand new experience because I felt like I was watching a director's cut compared to the 1984 Christmas telecast we had on home video. I have only seen the official film about 10 times, once on a beautiful 70mm print, but have seen the TV edit over 100 as it was a favorite growing up. So, when I watch the official film in its uncut length, I am still unfamiliar with it. I know that I am not the only one. If people of my generation grew up with a home video of this film and did not have parents who splurged on video collections, chances are they grew up watching the TV edit. That being said, and knowing that the edits made to the film on TV today are far different than the version we grew up with, should the edited version be salvaged, not for access sake, but more from an archival point of view? Thankfully, we have the next best thing. Fan sites and people on Wikipedia have documented the edits so that people will know just how different the film experience was.

Signed,

The Celluloid Avenger